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WHAT. No. Freaking. Way. I'm FREAKING out! No, I'm not going to freak out. I'm going to remain compooosed until the day one of those is sitting on a dealership lot near me. THEN I'm going to freak out.

Awesome concept. Ab-surd price.

That... was one of the best big corporation responses I've ever seen.

"Skill."

If you watch the video closely the third row, which looks to be comprised of two seats, folds flat before the second row animation begins. And really all the second row looks like is an aggressively adjustable (sliding and folding) 35/30/35 split. Still cool, and more flexible than current setups offered today…

We're having lunch with VW and dinner with GM, let us know what you want to know.

I'm almost certain this is from that insane '67 Amazon that made the rounds online a few years ago.

You're not crazy if you think all of the fantastic small cars this year are French this year. This is the new Toyota Aygo, and it's great that it's a lot more French than the logo on its hood indicates. Even if it's built in the Czech Republic.

You know that Cadillac ELR ad with that smug jackass who struts around his house braying about how hard America works before insta-changing into a suit? Then he unplugs his ELR and climbs in to go to work in the Smug District, where he's VP of InsuffraDouche, LLC? That stupid ad revealed the Achilles' Heel of EVs:…

Neal, unfortunately, compares the ELR to Les Paul, Microsoft, landing on the moon and so on. That's going too far. It's all so smug-feeling. Smug in a way that makes you feel gross after watching the whole 60-second spot.

Great stuff here Tom! I did want to weigh in on the Extended Warranty topic, though. I purchased a Toyota brand new in 2005 and with it, a $2000 extended warranty that covered the car, bumper-to-bumper until 100,000 miles. You're probably going "Toyota? Extended Warranty? ...why?" Turns out the whole "scheme" differs…