The Eggo as the Eye of Agamotto is the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen.

I’d want a month away from the Bears, too.

The Serpent and the Rainbow was overdue for a sequel.

I am smoking precisely as much as before Maine legalized it. Hooray legal weed and sentient clouds.

I’d say this is the first time I’ve ever thought of him looking like an old man.

Accurate.

Oh yes, I’ll be sure to hand over my passport and any other necessary documents you’ll need to get that cheat through for me.

This is the best question.

This is very true.

Why didn’t you just copy/paste this when Conte said the same thing for the Euros?

I know Screamer is gone and all, but at least give us some soccer insight of substance.

Give me the true Zealadin.

The article just proves that Tobias wasn’t lying when he shouted “THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!”

What do you expect man? I’m American, I wasn’t born into it? So should I not follow the league at all? Seriously? It’s no different than picking a team in baseball, football or hockey.

You’re fucking ridiculous.

Who the fuck cares man? It’s a sports team. I came into it the year before the Tevez/Mascherano scandal. Christ, take your holier than thou attitude elsewhere.

I chose it 10 years ago, it’s not like I’m going to quit on them now. I’m not a wishy-washy fan.

hard hitting soccer journalism

Mr. Gristle is one of us too.

Hey, at least he only killed himself and not multiple people like your former tight end ;)

So, so true. Sigh. What a waste of supreme talent.

Hey! I’ve got a Lindbergh Mariners jersey framed on my wall!

West Ham - it was them or Everton after talking to my English Man Utd friend. I wanted a team that played attractive football, but wasn’t necessarily a top 6 team every year.