I am from Maine and despise Boston sports.

1. Flyers - parents were Flyers fans when the Maine Mariners were their minor-league affiliate in the late 70s

2. Bengals - I was 5 and liked the helmets. Stuck with it.

3. Royals - Carlos Beltran when I was a kid.

Use your pain, it will make you stronger.

West Ham, Bengals, Flyers and Royals fan. I was 32 when I saw my first sports championship for one of my teams. Let me tell you, completely worth the wait.

Katy Tur, Sopan Deb and Ali Vitali deserve the longest, best vacation of their lives beginning a week from today.

But how does Barcelona fit into the narrative?

Matt Harvey should have been Victor Zsasz because now I want someone to stab my eyes out.

I see Ted is preparing for a 2020 run by testing out his white face among local voters.

Well, we know who threw the dildo.

Any opportunity to share this is a good one:

This is what happens when a Patriots player laughs about a dildo being thrown onto the field.

Does no one want to discuss how perfect using Nine Inch Nails’ “Something I Can Never Have” as the score for the scene was?

Just want to say the use of Nine Inch Nails’ “Something I Can Never Have” in the bordello was brilliant. Summing up what people come to Westworld for.

I’m willing to bet that Donald is a Fop man.

This entire series has been excellent. Thank you for continually sharing your knowledge with us, Patrick.

So how exactly do we create a 100% sustainable Mars colony filled with football men?

Shkelzen Gashi sounds like horrible disease you might get while on vacation somewhere exotic.

Release Josh Brown upstream so he can spawn with all the other shit bags.

Because Jose has a long and storied history of giving kids a chance?

edit: we both know he’d thrive at Liverpool, as much as we’d hate to admit that.

Pulisic needs to stay where he will play. It’s too soon for him to go to Barca.

It could be a real nightmare for Rooney, too