you said "but"
... i need to get more sleep.

you can try the good 'ol 1 sheet wipe... but it's a little too "pro" for me.

also: Don't leave any tipi in the woods! Animals have a way of digging it up and decorating the woods with your poo cloths. "biodegradable" does not mean that your tipi magically disappears into the ground in a few days. Some biodegradable…

your ability to over-simplify that process is staggering.

so... basically what you're telling me is that I need to move to Tennessee and steal an XJ ?

I love my 128i. Based on the difficulty I had obtaining an M Package with MT, (there were only 2 in all of California when I purchased it in 2010) I would bet you're going to have a hard time getting a hold of a good one. Everyone's talking 2 series these days though, so maybe the 1 isn't a future classic anymore?

Oh man, I want all of the WC trips... I wonder what the going price for my car... and my kidney are right now...

How 'bout a stormtrooper?

Under your example of "effective generalship" lots of people die horrible deaths and are raped/tortured. I can only presume that you think that's fine as long as you can blame someone else?

das ist gut, ya?

Hella-brush?

If i have ever end up sitting behind one of these in traffic, things getting some love from the bumper of my pickup.

I always do this: lay out everything you think you need and then remove 5 things. The more trips you go on, the harder this gets, so eventually you end up with only stuff that has multiple uses and only stuff that you'll absolutely need... and the less stuff you have the lighter your pack and the easier your trip.

Resogun was my first Platinum trophy and the game that immediately sold me on PS4.

There's nothing worse than an Audi party with a dj i've never heard of...

In the distant future this will read like an anthropological field book observing a strange and alien cousin of homo erectus. Future earth denizens will wonder what ever became of the species that described in this document... with it's discerning, and particular taste in table wear and skittish nature.

i took a shower... last week.

hey, also as a side note... and you probably hear this all the time, but RA has fallen to shit without you man. It's a serious disappointment these days. Thanks for the adventurin' in the new blog. dig it... Even if you live in tourist town.

I thought all the cool kids live on the East Side...

A bone stock NSX (rollin' on 15s!).. I don't even care that it's not the fastest car in the world, it is the best sounding car I've ever driven. It sounds like a thousand beautiful angels moaning in satisfaction... and all I have to do is put my foot down and jiggle my stick from time to time... wait that came out…

I don't think i was doing either. I do in fact relate strongly with the author though. I spent the past year doing exactly what he outlines in this article...there's just something funny about a "type A" approach to mindfulness...like this is written for an audience of people who will not understand the basic concept.

This article could also be called: "how to have a mid-life crises in your 30s, or how i learned to stop worrying and do nothing for fun"... I bet even now, there are people out there on the inter webs wondering how they can maximize the effect of this.