I’d have shoved him and told him to get the fuck out of my face. And I’m not even a New Yorker.

You. You I like.

“I’ve spoken to him about the importance of cultural respect”

I very much appreciated that reminder to Dany that people are more loyal to Sansa because Sansa has earned it. Both Brienne and Theon made clear to Dany that they risked their lives for Sansa, and Sansa has earned their respect and loyalty. Dany just got there 5 minutes ago. No one knows or trusts her, why would they…

Jamie stays alive because he’s gotta be the one to finally kill Cersei.

Watching that part of the movie actually lifts my mood. It’s just so optimistic and adorable.

Language!

I don’t know who The Kid Mero is ‘cause I’m old, but this was quite enjoyable. I could have read more of him dunking on Bowtie here.

He would lay down and die if the cameras were ever turned off. Everything he does, probably including taking a dump or putting on socks, he does for the imaginary crowds applauding and weeping with joy at the sight of him. The best punishment we could impose is to lock him away on his own Elba and ignore him for the…

I initially thought they were talking about the cable network too, and thought, ‘Isn’t that what DVRs are for? Why not just set the DVR so you can take a shower and y’know, eat a meal?’

That is genuinely my favorite 5 minutes from the movie. It’s just so earnest and cheering. 

I’m pretty sure the Bible this so-called Christian professes to live by has something to say about those who pray loudest in public places, to ensure others hear them, but don’t live by the actual words.

I worried a lot about that dog too. When John goes back to the Continental to reclaim the dog from the concierge, I turned to my husband and said, ‘Maybe he should just let the concierge hang onto him? That dog doesn’t need to follow John into a life on the run! He’s innocent!’

My boss likes to speculate how soon the aliens will come to take us over, and I’ve asked him, in all seriousness, ‘would you stop them?’ He always has to pause and think about it. At this point, I’d just let them take the wheel. They couldn’t do a worse job than we already have.

I landed in Australia on vacation with a raging bladder infection. Told my host mother I was very sorry but I needed to visit a doctor. That was 9am the morning after I landed. I was talking to the doctor by 9:30am (not the receptionist, not the nurse, but the DOCTOR). When I checked out, the receptionist said she was…

I have lost all sense of tone on the internet. I really hope it was sarcastic, ‘cause the alternative is too depressing to contemplate.

Wut? I think you’re not very familiar with the First Amendment. Try again.

“a far cry from those of my youth, which trained us to put God and country before everything else.”

Fast food chicken sandwiches is a pretty weak hill to die on. 

As all good people should.