Muskrat has the right audience for this feature. Vile fascists who knowingly spread hate and stoke fear typically like to hide their intentions and identities. Hide the checkmark, wear masks, put on white hoods, etc.

Don’t lose hope. It might be an infinitesimal chance, but there is still some possibility that it will fall over and specifically kill Elon. It would be like the whole world’s Christmas gift come early.

And if you’re not familiar with the downtown area, that part of downtown ALWAYS seems to have a strong natural wind tunnel, even when the rest of the city is relatively wind-free. That thing will ABSOLUTELY fall over!

Yank the buildings occupancy permit.

I know trailers can lie, but sign me the f up. Kamala was one of the best new additions in phase iv.

This feels kind of needlessly shitty and mean. How do you want a person to react to the news that their spouse is a serial killer? 

Remember last month when DeSantis’ team released an anti-LGBTQ attack ad which targeted Trump? The first half of the ad/video was clips of Trump saying “I love and support the LGBTQ community” during the 2016 campaign, intercut with images of him holding pride flags and footage of drag queens saying “Make America…

You can’t be a conservative without being a hypocrite.  It’s a point of pride with them.

This Scrubs spinoff is so weird. 

I have plenty of bags worth $20. If you want a good one is going to cost more than that.

Insufferable man-child piece of shit con artist.

I’m convinced Elon never had any friends growing, and now that he’s super popular with the terminally online right he will do anything to please them.

I think this is the company that screwed up Pyrex, or at least they own Pyrex now, so they can rot.

Had to use 2 near-identical yellows in the same graph? Was red and green not available?  This is like Graphing 101 stuff, right?

Fuck you Jack.

his outsized weight

“his account was reinstated because “he is now an active candidate for president of the United States.””

113 times a second

Wait, they’re one-dimensional? Can a string be one-dimensional?

Legalese has very acute definitions that trigger specific interpretations and analyses in judicial matters.