Look, the best Super Bowl commercial of all time is this ETrade one and I won’t be accepting alternatives.

Ted must have just purchased a bunch of crypto. 

God damn that beard of his is embarrassing. 

God I hope they’re just trolling stupid conservatives. 

“That’s a lot of extra work for a man known for being a lazy sack of shit that barely does anything other than eat and tweettweeting at all hours of the day or night.”

I fixed this for you. 

You’re probably a better American than that bitch is. 

It’s brutally awful now. All I get in my feed (the “for you” feed that it goes back to every time I open twitter, is conservative MAGA horseshit. Fuck twitter. 

fuck that shit, why would I want to survive the blast?

Fuck Pence, that god damn pussy

Well gee, I certainly didn’t think a massive piece of shit like Musk would lie. 

Great, what an asshole.

Fuck this shit. None of us would get this treatment. 

Fuck that shit. It’s their fucking job, and they kill people all the time when they’re not armed. 

Nearly every regulation is b/c of some asshole that did something assholish to make money instead of doing the right thing. 

How fucking stupid do can Texans possibly be to continue to elect the same morons that consistently fuck them over? Actually, never mind. It’s pretty clear. 

This country is dumb enough already without people losing more brain cells reading that asshole’s old gibberish. 

Bugs better have a finisher where he puts you in Florida and saws it off. 

Fucking told you

OH WOW YOU SURE GOT ME THERE

“As always, fuck this guy.”  Agreed.