Mariah Carey is beyond lame in her picture. If she was going to an adult party, ok, whatever. But clearly she is not. The man is matched up with her son (I don’t follow her so am not sure who the man is). She should have dressed up in a Rapunzel theme, instead of a dress clearly showcasing her breasts. Boo, Mariah.…

Yeah, it was cool when I first saw it 2 minutes ago on his Facebook feed, but now it’s already passe. I’m sooooo past GotG now. I mean... come on, a baby Groot? And space suits for fun? And... AGH!

I’m a soldier that’s stationed in Germany trying to get my note 7 returned that I got in the states last month while on leave. Can’t call Verizon because I’m in Germany. So I posted on Verizon’s forums (it’s a bloodbath in there) about my situation. They told me since my phone isn’t registered to a number anymore…

Ditto. Except I went through the whole process of trying to get it fixed before I realized Samsung was scamming their customers.

The grossest thing I’ve had a doctor say to me was when I was 17 years old and getting my mandatory physical to go into Navy ROTC. “Oh, you’re still a virgin. I don’t see many of those.” He then proceeded to jam the speculum up me so hard I literally tried to squirm off the table as he yelled at me to lie still. I…

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

You’re a terrible person.

An ex-boyfriend of mine used to swear he once hooked up with a Jonas brother years ago (the married one, before he was married). I was always like, “that didn’t happen,” until one day he got super frustrated and said, “If I was gonna lie about hooking up with a Jonas brother, why would I say it was the ugly one???”

Here’s the thing, the DoE DID do some really dark stuff for a long time including undisclosed exposure to radiation and the like. They were a partner with the armed forces to help with a bunch of sketch studies to make it seem less scary to the public. (And no I’m not a conspiracy nut, this stuff is all public records…

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

This is why I use pop culture that is already dated when I write. “Those two got along like King Henry the Eighth and Catherine Howard.”

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

Wonder if this will follow closer to the book? Because I gotta say, after watching the movie I liked the movie’s happier ending more.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

What you don’t see can’t hurt you?

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

As with pretty much every fucking article on this site anymore, I want the last 4 minutes of my life back.

I thought it was something like this. My impression is that Angelina may let slide an on set affair but she would never ever ever accept and turn a blind eye to such alleged acts. I think part of it stems from having a shitty father.

I am excited to watch this and no one can stop me.