You can still be fat as hell and work out, if you have inconsistent, shitty food, sleep, and relationships. Sounds like Amurrkuh.

Your friend has an addiction. People like that blow out their knees all the time, can't run anymore, and become suicidal.

Horrid? Lies!

Oh emm gee, me too! My bank account "didn't have enough activity." Fuckers.

People were like, "Ya, I guess he won fair n square, doncha know, eh?"

Those all sound like real remakes, and they all sound awesome.

Aw, you're such a winner. Keep on keepin' on.

The crushing responsibility is misandry!1

In most cases, it's people who believe they are trying hard enough to have sex, but actually aren't.

No, I don't think so. The bride's parents fucked shit up; and the groom's parents had the party.

Oh mah gawd, when I heard her talent was "the cups game," I thought it was that fast cup stacking into a pyramid thing, not a painfully slow thing a three-year-old could do.

I think there's another element to the show's popularity. People, especially women, who have had bad experiences when something really messed up happened and they needed police tend to like it. Some time ago, I lived in a collective for women quitting abusive relationships. We had a ritual where, gathered together, we…

Do you think these people want the kids to go to college?

So we have to barter for basic human rights?

PTSD, and other traumatic stress disorders, like complex traumatic stress disorder and dissociative identity disorder, are real. More people have it than society is willing to admit because we are afraid to confront people that act like psychopaths. However, humanity matters. This should come to light.

Once on POF (your former rival!), I rejected a dude and he said, "I hope someone decapitates you with a rusty nail file and fucks your neck hole." ................ Which one, dude?

OMG, this should be a thing. I wish I had had this idea back in the day.

But they can realize it's insulting and creepy to have someone a lot older and/or uglier hit on you like they think they have a chance, and not do it because they have no actual chance and because they don't want to be mean. Self-awareness and impulse control.

Does it really not get creepy to you when someone could be your child?