The great thing about cargo shorts is they’re never in style. Thus helping the wearer achieve a zen-like state of permanent dorkitude. Plus plenty of pockets.

I’m just gonna wear what I like and what I think looks good on me. If you think I look dumb, that’s fine with me. The rest of you can argue amongst yourselves about what’s popular if you like.

A person familiar with the former president’s speech told CNN on Saturday that “he’ll be talking about the future of the Republican Party and the conservative movement.”

If I remember my history correctly, Republicans changed the rules so that you can push a Supreme Court nomination through in one day. That’s why we have a rapist and a person who thinks you shouldn’t be able to get an abortion if you get raped on the team.

Michelle Obama, right?

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

By my math, this young woman had two children before she was even a legal adult

I was riding the county bus home, and it was filling up as it was about 6 or 7 pm. A man sits down next to me and puts his backpack between his legs on the floor in front of him. “Don’t be surprised if a head pops out of this bag,” he tells me. Now, maybe I just read/listen/watch way too much true crime, but I…

Or wouldn’t wear condoms when fucking porn stars and Playboy models.

Seriously? Contrast Cruz’s reaction to Beto’s (y’all voted in the wrong guy, but it was close).  Sadly, too many people in Texas see a (D) at the end of a name at the voting booth, and get visions of a Nazi-Commie who will take away their guns and force them to have abortions. That’s why you get people like Cruz,…

The Royal Formerly Known As Prince.

No I am sorry the man is fucking monumentally stupid. ‘Hellen Keller could have read this room better’ stupid.

Legit cannot fathom anyone who thought Trump did anything other than catastrophically exacerbate the covid 19 crisis. Like, even if you are a fucking scumbag and like that he was throwing kids in cages and the Muslim ban and the stupid fucking wall with Mexico and speeding up the ravages of climate change... how…

I continue to read about a “great rift” in the Republican party, a “battle for the soul” of the Republican party, etc. I legit don’t know what these people are on about.

That’s his “O” face, which he only sees in the mirror.

I would mention Nick Sandmann, but I don't want to get sued for hundreds of millions of dollars.

Good grief... I mean that is just disturbing.

True. So now we’re in a chicken or the egg situation! 

The fact that language and words mean nothing any more is the most 1984 part of the whole Trump experience. When he says something, he means it exactly as stated for some people (fight like hell!) and another way for others (fight like hell, meaning write your state rep, or something, I guess). I suspect that years of…