And who lead us down this path, Patty? Who told us to charge people for baby juice that contained no baby cells?

“...the effortlessly cool Elizabeth Hart (Psychic Ills) and Iván Diaz Mathé (Lee “Scratch” Perry)...”

This kid’s teenage rebellion is going to be EPIC.

“She would open her eyes wide and stare at her parents, seemingly recognizing her own sounds from the womb, knowing that they were revisiting those rituals that made them come together as one.”

“is he hot or is he just tall”

Same. With better writers and good actors, this would be a fun movie.

Right? For someone with an iota of humor and awareness this sounds like it could be fun, like Nicole Kidman or Reese Witherspoon and maybe one of the better Chris-es.

I’ve been with the same employer for 5 years, and they change health, dental, vision, and pharmacy insurances every year or two. They say it is to “keep competitive and keep costs down.” The focus is mostly on the latter, because premiums and co-insurances go up for us, but coverage goes down and we all scramble to…

Obvious explanation: If I was a Famous who suspected maybe one of my friends was selling gossip about me to tabloids, I might slip them something ridiculous as a test, like that I’m dating the My Pillow CEO, and see if it made its way into the gossip columns.

This helped me:

I use to always make fun of Texas for wanting to break away but honestly at this point I am starting to wonder if maybe it is time for the US to form into two countries. Maybe well run, democratic, countries can’t exist with this large of a population.  Then these diehard red states can really see what it is like to…

Is it BIO-pic or Bi-OP-ic, either one, or something else entirely? 

as they have four children: North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm

“Chicago West” sounds like the shitty meeting room they always assign to me for conference presentations. 

Because not Bernie, who will pull his angry Jewish Grandpa card, will scream at everyone and everything will happen.

Here is going to be every left wing’s blog for the next four years.

Highest respect to the living legend Katie Porter. I posit that a glimpse into the cesspool that is Ted Cruz’s miasmic psyche reveals this:

Call me a cynic, but I fully expect these assholes to all land on their feet eventually, because the world is unfair and annoyingly kind to mediocre white people.

Thank You to Barf Bag. Ironically, your voice of sanity kept me from rage puking for the last several years.

I suspected that the end of the “chaotic Trumpian news cycle” would mean the end of Barf Bag. While the former is a great relief, the latter is kinda sad. (Not “SAD!”, mind; just the regular kind, like we used to have.)