I was hoping the cameo might be a good movie. 

But we wouldn’t have been able to see pin-cushion Steppenwolf. 

You can tell Gotham is fictional because in Gotham they don’t automatically give mentally ill people the worst punishments imaginable. 

Yeah, Texas isn’t even in the Top 15 let alone number 1. 

Paul F. Tompkins does a version of Paxton’s Brock Lovett on Comedy Bang Bang. It’s a pure gold.

My gross great-uncle usually posts two types of things on Social Media:

It would have been surprising had they gone straight for “Sonic the Hedgehog 3". 

Even Parademons? Batman killed a lot of those. 

As a crime fighting vigilante Batman pummels the police to “save” them from killing the Joker.

As a billionaire oligarch Bruce Wayne pummels the police because he has disdain for their union. 

I’m fairly certain they do. And I assume they are “gritty” or some shit. 

Good call. Batman will also pummel police officers into comas to save them.

It’s a wonder that Gotham has any active unhurt police officers. 

Batman would let dozens of police officers die before he’d kill the Joker.  Something something his CODE!

Wandavision 

Here are some options:

Wizard Punked - Wizards and Witches punk muggles with magic.

The Ministry - a magical version of The Office with talking head interviews.

Mucking it up with the Malfoys - a reality show about the Malfoys. Everyone knows they’re terrible, but they watch anyway.

Dragon Queen - a “documentary”…

I don’t know man. My loans are mostly gone. I had to take a ton because my parents were both sick and couldn’t contribute much to my education. My loans have held me back at points (buying a home, traveling, etc...). It particularly felt crappy when I watched my trust fund friends living it up, while I was dedicating…

My wife always pokes fun at me because any show I love is cancelled after just a few seasons.

Perhaps I’ll wait to watch it for this reason...

The post-credits screen is just 2 minutes of various DC actors and directors telling “your momma jokes” at Joss Whedon’s expense. 

First Mr. Wonka wouldn’t sell her an Oompa Loompa or one of those Nut-Sorting Squirrels.
Then her dad loses the election.
And now this!?

Life is so so so unfair. 

“If you want candy colored heroes who save people this isn’t for you. Go watch a Marvel movie you baby! The adults are going to listen to Leonard Cohen remixes for some reason and glower at each other.”

Is Zack Snyder contractually obligated to use Hallelujah? Can we have a GoFund me to make him use the Hot Butter - Popcorn song?