So the sequel will just be pointless 90s nostalgia porn instead of pointless 80s nostalgia porn?

Here’s a portion:

Wade said to the hot lady-girl standing nearby “Did I do thaaaaat?”.

Immediately hot lady-girl recognized the near perfect impression of Steve Urkel’s dulcet tones. “What a man!” hot lady-girl thought. With…

I imagine the phone call went like this:

Mark Meadows: Hello Mr. President.
Trump: Who is this? Is this Stormy? Why have you been ignoring my calls Stormy!? I miss you.
Mark Meadows: No Mr. President its your Chief of Staff.
Trump: General Kelly?
Mark Meadows: No Sir. He resigned.
Trump: That weasely looking…

So only you and the dollar are restarted in the timeloop.

This seems like an exercise in self-control.
“Do I buy a candy bar today? Or do I save my money for $50,000 timeloops and buy a Tesla?”

I don’t think it will dent anything, unfortunately.
His supporters hold contradictory ideas in their every single day.

In their eyes Donald is simultaneously a big tough strong powerful leader that also whines and cries and pouts on twitter and friendly television about how everyone is very mean and unfair to him.

In…

HBO Max: We spend all your subscription fees adding needless mustaches to films.

I have zero faith that Snyder has anything meaningful for Darkseid to do other than “look badass”. 

Snyder will spend $5million to remove the mustache, but then give him a digital fu manchu for no reason. 

With the pandemic, both mailbox and screen door prices have skyrocketed! 

He’s coming... to HBO Max

Also Crowbar Jones is everything. 

I love all of the characters in this show...but I think my favorite is Grizz.

I love his totally unearned sense of confidence and how underneath he just desperately wants to be loved and accepted.

Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus are wonderful treasures and hilarious comedians.

I share many of their thoughts, namely:

In my experience, people who spend a lot of time telling you how hard they work are rarely working hard. 

On a side note, I love that they always have Steve Doocy sitting in front of books. Like that turd ever read a book in his life...

Introducing a whole new generation to Big Chungus. 

Little Lady 
Aka: Snuggle Bug 
Aka: Stinky Dog
Aka: PupperWupper

Its a Scott Aukerman original babyyyyyyy.

(And, yes. I say “baby” too.) 

Ugh. Thomas Middleditch is great - particularly on Comedy Bang Bang! - but a Chuck Lorre comedy? Oof McGoof.

My dog already loves Margot and Eliot thankyouverymuch. 

But will the Beef boys take a trip to Disney World? Let’s hope so.