Oh, I did.

As a casino manager, I love when yahoos like these two don’t play by the book. Free money for me!

I KNOW!!!!

The guy with 12 beat the guy with 20? That’s not how you play poker.

It’s called poker. I am a casino manager. You’re not.

A) Poker - noun - a gambling card game in which players try to acquire cards with a face value as close as possible to 21 without going over.

When you play poker do you hit on 17?

Las Vegas, NV, PAL. COME DOWN ANY TIME. I’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY POKER AND TAKE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR DEPLORABLE DOLLARRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Discussing someone’s weight in public? That is a HIPAA violation of the highest magnitude, and I can’t wait for the Washington Bureaucats to rain down on you, ESPN.

Beg to differ. As a casino manager, I’m fairly confident I know more about the rules of poker than you do, OneWingedSparrow.

I don’t mean to embarrass you, because people make this mistake all the time, but the movie you’re thinking of is Goodfellas.

I love Al Pacino. Many thanks!

“They have Attractive Teenage Chick Spotters in the NFL? I played the wrong sport!” - Curt Schilling

I know there are a lot of variations. Maybe you’re just not used to the kind of poker we play here in Las Vegas, NV. Come on down any time between 9 a.m.and 11 a.m. where our dealers will give you a free poker lesson!

Woah woah woah! Bringing up race for no reason? That’s uncalled for! You must be a Trump supporter. Come on down to my casino in Las Vegas, NV. There’s plenty of room at the poker tables.

I’m the casino manager, not a dealer, pal!

Who mentioned Blackjack? I just provided the rules to Poker.

Yeah! He’s also the one who says “Yippie Ki Yay, M.F.er” but he says the full words, not “MFer.” It was rated R.

I manage the casino so I make the odds and that means I can do whatever I want at my poker tables. If you don’t like it, manage your own casino! They’re called BOOTSTRAPS. I suggest you use them!

It’s pretty simple—the dealer deals you two cards and also deals two cards to himself (one face down). The object of poker is be as close to 21 as possible without going over (busting). You can “hit” (ask for an additional card) when it is your turn. If you have 13 and you hit and get a face card (it’s worth ten),…