He really put on the ring!

I’m sorry to be that guy but shouldn’t your headline read “Lakers Byron Scott”

One time I smoked a bowl before a race and got ran over by Tony Stewart.

It’s all crapshoot when your knowledge base comes from whatever you are lucky enough to have shoveled from a hole.

Good excuse for me to rewatch this

He’s trying too hard to be Charlie Pierce, but you can never go full Charlie until you use flotsam and jetsam. Never go full Charlie.

Made worse because the delivery truck decided to flash up right where he could block everyone’s view of the train. Genius.

How else are you supposed to get 60pts? 20 3s? 30 free throws? Dude hit 44% after starting 0-5 from jitters. You gonna trust the rest of his garbage team to hit better than 44% in this game?

For a second I thought I was on deadspin and was like wtffff

Given the consensus between NBA players and alums over how good he was, I would suggest considering that maybe your metric isn’t as infallible as you think it might be. Especially considering that it is not some sort of observable law of physics, as stat nerds would like to think their metrics are. If the measureable…

AJ got promoted to Taco Bell night manager?

Faraday is “The Producers” of auto-startups.

The recall is for rear seats, so the environmentally posh will be fine up front. It’s their unvaccinated children that will be squished :D

Are we sure he didn’t just trade himself for a 2nd round pick?

He traveled

On a scale of 9 to 10 how insufferable will Model 3 owners be?

#4. Congratulations you now have a terrible little shit who won’t be able to handle the real world without crying over safe spaces.

No jalapeno love?

This is a bicycle kick

This looks like a Multipla and a hoverboard had a baby. And the hoverboard had Zika Virus.