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Yes, sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that there was no intermarriage or intermingling between the two groups - there definitely is, especially in mainstream/assimilated Mennonite denominations like Mennonite Church USA.  It’s just that non-Mennonite mainstream culture has a tendency to view Mennonites as a single

Miriam Toews is my absolute favourite author of all time! It gives me so many feels to see her on Jezebel. A Complicated Kindness is most likely my ultimate favourite book of all time and All My Puny Sorrows is beautiful (although it is all about suicide, so trigger warnings there). I read Women Talking when it came

Canadian here! I’ve read it! It isn’t graphic or overly disturbing. It is really about these women exploring their personal agency, relationship with god, and figuring out how to move forward with or without their community. It isn’t a true crime novel, it is a lot more philosophical. It is a really good read. 

It’s definitely not fluff, and the subject at hand is obviously tough, but Toews has a way of writing that is so light, heartwarming, and hopeful that I never feel drained after reading her books. Highly recommended.

“Foreword,” not “Forward.”

I would be shocked if either Lori Loughlin or Felicity Huffman serve time in prison.

What I don’t get is why no one seems to be saying anything to the effect of... “Why aren’t you capable of asking men out? Why must ‘some guy’ approach you to initiate a relationship? Are you not a grown woman? In fact, are you not a very successful, independent grown woman?”

Now that would make a great reality show.

I don’t exactly feel any sympathy for her (didn’t she pose in pics where she was rowing? did she not think, “huh, this is weird.”), but I am TOTALLY convinced she could have gone along merrily Influencing for years without going to college. So, why the hell push her in that direction?  NOT ALL KIDS NEED TO GO TO

If her parents were rich enough to just fund her lifestyle like that, they wouldn’t have needed to do the illegal bribe. They would instead donate enough money to build a new building, and the dean would use one of his discretionary slots to get them into the school. Which is perfectly legal, as those slots are

Except she did know. She posed for pictures to fake the rowing. She also was included on email conversations about how to get the suspicious guidance counselor off their case. Those emails were part of the affidavit. There are other emails coaching her on how to fake it when she arrived for visit days etc. She 100%

Yes. Because you know in the culture of that school, success and wealth make you a wonderful person.  Integrity and a set of ethics are for the poors, like the sad-assed counselor who had the nerve to question the Alpha People!!!

What a shitty shitty shitty job to be that hs counselor trying to have a shred of integrity in the face of outright privileged injustice.

I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.

I love “Mr. Aunt Becky”!

Proposition: we create a “second act” for Olivia Jade and pitch it to her. I was just thinking that she could go dark; not completely, but enough to pull in the cynical teen demographic and from there, she could take a slow road back to “cute influencer.” Your idea of the reality show is gold - she starts out shilling

I see we’re using the word ‘career’ pretty loosely these days, hu?

Okey then.

It would be awesome if they went to the same prison, then joined different gangs and both worked their way to the top of said gangs. Then they have to fight it out for total jail boss supremacy, which ultimately leads to a shank knife fight in the court yard encircled by the rival said gangs, which at that point a

He doesn't care, I promise people have told him but he is incapable of listening or understanding others 

Congress must get together and immediately eliminate the loopholes at the Border!