• Taylor Swift successfully lobbied to give her Beverly Hills mansion landmark status and now you can see for yourself just how much it resembles a Martha Stewart catalogue. [Elle]

My mom just told me that some people don’t find someone, and that’s okay!

If I was going with friends, I’d go for airbnb. Safety in numbers and all. But if you are going alone, stick to hotels. The extra cost is worth being spared from a headache as well as being able to feel secured in your home away from home.

You have a problem with your daughter dressing up as a princess?!

For whatever it’s worth, I was a total Disney girl growing up - I had all the princess costumes, I went as Jasmine for Halloween once and wore the costume as pajamas for a solid year after, until it didn’t fit anymore, I had Barbies, I liked the color pink best. I played with makeup starting at age 12 and was…

If all of the Victoria Secrets Angels in the world start tweeting what a troll Trump is, he might literally collapse into his own gravity well and form a black hole.

It thrills me that satire is infecting Orange’s brain and influencing his decisions. We have the sharpest double-edged sword ever known, with a demented puppet who has no original thoughts and so can be manipulated by a tweet. We can be that tweet.

The Princess and the Frog-Creature...

This ends with Bannon literally cucking Kush and having a torrid affair with Ivanka

I’ve become convinced that when people say they voted from Trump because of the economy, really they mean taxes. And they didn’t want to pay so many taxes, but they will always pay a huge amount of taxes because our system taxes the poor and middle class at a higher rate.

Literally just came down to the comments to star whoever posted this tweet. Truly the slogan of our age.

That person’s face was fucking delicious. I don’t understand why they’d vote for me to eat their face but, hey! Look at all the faces I can eat now.

This is the type of thing that actually makes me defend Trump sometimes.

In the Trump era, this is the new obligatory response. The new Bugs Bunny saws off Florida, if you will.

I’m not a petty man, so I find no.........

Well she got her wish about the economy changing for her.

My suspicion (and it is only guesswork) is that Bannon found out about the (legal, warranted) incidental collection of Trump campaign/transition team conversations with foreign agents. Susan Rice had been informed and requested the redacted names (as she should — it’s the job of the sitting president’s National…

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How did we get to the point where a white supremacist getting kicked off the National Security Council is a good day?