I have two minds about this. One is that you are totally right — a fashion show is no place for a toddler. No one else would dare to bring a baby there. The other is, these are parents who, if they don't take their kid to work on a semi-regular basis, would never, ever see their kid. It's actually kind of nice to see…

I'm gonna go ahead and do one better than the last comment. If this isn't some kind of ridiculous troll attempt (and I fully suspect it is), turn your damn ass into the cops right fucking now. You've stolen a baby. You are pretty much a monster.

Ok, so I strongly suspect that this is some MRA bullshit.

I have the sense he enjoyed it way, way too much. It was probably his way to do Pinterest without actually having to do it.

Yes, I thought she was very submissive in her marriage to Guy Ritchie. And I'm basing this opinion on legitimate sources such as tabloid stories and her brother Christopher's tell-all book. According to her brother she shunned him because Guy Ritchie is very homophobic and she didn't want her gay brother hanging…

I didn't know that her new video is out. So if you haven't seen it yet either, let's watch.

I would correct that you got his name backwards, but ultimately, it doesn't matter.

LOL AWWWWWWWWW

Remember folks, if you're gonna take a picture in the bathtub, the water better not be cold, because shrinkage is a thing.

I am SO bad at lying. I know usually it's a good thing, but sometimes it's necessary and I just can't do it.

god dammit, the first time in the history of ever i've been on the pissing contest before there were 18 million comments and I AM THE WORST LIAR ON THE PLANET.

Sometimes I feel like lies don't count as lies when the truth is nobody's business anyway.

Well it's Victorian and those fuckers were twisted as a corkscrew so

Del Toro said in an interview that this movie is going to be kinky as fuck.

The hippo will bite you in half. But ... what a glorious way to go.

You are my comment Valentine.

Yes, clearly what they needed to triumph over Persians and Greeks was an unstoppable Hippo Cavalry.

Girl, you gone die. Imma ride a HIPPO.

NOT RIDING HIPPOS.

Him and every daycare and preschool center who used any Disney trademark without their permission.