Meddling Christians: now we'll never know how many exorcists it takes to change a flickering light bulb
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I read the actual decision. The real problem was that the care home didn't pay the exorcist. So the judge ordered they be repossessed.
This sentence gives me comfort. So much comfort.
To the head of the class with you!
Also: Bruce was the name of Spielberg's lawyer!
Seriously. Being in a wedding is NOT worth going into debt for. Not even for a best friend.
A bride who wears this to her wedding deserves to be thrown off her yacht into shark-infested waters. This look says "I am wealthy. Fuck you."
Don't go broke for a dress, man. Run away!
But for a wedding? A WEDDING? That isn't being held after a long hike to the top of a mountain or after a marathon?
My friend is making us get J Crew bridesmaid dresses, which are TWICE as much as my wedding dress for my own wedding.
Excuse you. I got a father who wants to spend his ill-gotten hedge-fund money on giving me the most Special Day EVER. And if that mean $1000 shorts, he's doing it!
Also tattooed Canadian here, who's had laser surgery for an eye condition, seconding that opinion.
Actually my first thought when I saw them is that they look like white basketball shorts from the 80's. I know that the 80's have been back for a while, but just...no.
Cat-ural appropriation is a big deal.
You can't polish a turd (but you can roll it in glitter!)
Silk purses and sows ears. Who didn't see this coming?
The movie will be bad because the books were bad and making a movie out of those books was a bad idea. End of story.