Some examples of generally understood ethnic stereotypes include Greeks don’t pay taxes. Brazilians love graft. Germans are anal about recording everything.

but ever since you followed that advice you’ve been rolling in the money right?...

Your rhetoric makes you feel important and better than others, or what?

I clicked on one of those “work from home and buy a Hyundai Sonata” links on a Gawker comment once and I ended up getting blackmailed into shitposting on Kinja sites every day. (This counts toward my quota right?)

Clearly we must value Harambe more than the idea of Harambe. Gorillas don’t exist to be appreciated by us. People aren’t mad because Harambe was some sacred ape, but rather because he was a normal ape living a normal simulated life and he got gunned down in cold cold monkey blood. Dicks out for Harambe.

lol, okay there bud.

What the fuck has Gizmodo become.

Hey, if you can’t fuck up your kids with moral dilemmas, wht’s the point of procreating?

yep. the ethical conundrum stipulates the only action you can take is to throw the switch or not. toddler ignores this and does something else (‘cute’). no solution, nothing germane; clickbait achieved: huzzah!

yup. really shit post

really?

And yet that’s one of the standard treatment options for opiate addiction (see: methadone; nalaxone.) I’d call staying off a harmful substance, holding down a job, and maintaining a health social life a success story, wouldn’t you?

Yes it is. Most gamers are not hardcore gamers who care about frame rates and shit, they just want to play. If graphics quality was so important, Nintendo wouldn’t sell so well.

The sun, from Proxima, would be a rather bright star extending the constellation Cassiopeia into a zig-zag shape.

Nonsense. I’ve taken LSD every single day my whole life and my language center is absolutely potato.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my coffee mugs as well as my vehicles.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my…

Mexican citizen here... You should have gone with Bernie

So it’s okay to back a piece of shit, because they are OUR piece of shit. Got it.

“the Church of Latter-day Saints” That’s an easy mistake to make, seeing as it was carved into your first temple.