Babies are no joke. Those suckers tear you down with insomnia and build you back up with a crooked smile.

Also revolution tends to be hardest on the people already on the bottom, so no thanks.

I also love in all this how people seem to forget how inexplicably wrong the polling was right up until the last moment. Now there are a few reasons why the polling could have been off—people didn’t want to admit they’re voting for the devil, Russians stole Hillary’s game plan and handed it to Trump last minute, the…

It will be amazing to watch her debate this blowhard.

And she won the popular vote. Still.

A modest proposal. 

So in either case, a “real” week for an intern in NYC requires someone else paying all your living expenses.

As a child of (formerly) working class parents, one of which is a white Trump supporter, I am also tired of hearing about this. If Sanders is somehow able to convince my dad to change sides, I promise he will have done it by losing me. No thanks.

Some of them don’t “believe” in the Access Hollywood video.

Don’t eat on the train!

Yes, exactly, by how they speak and often by how they behave. In that room you imagine, the Canadians are the ones offering their seats. (A joke, but there are cultural differences people pick up on almost immediately.)

I love Kaep more and more every damn day.

That’s the first thing a good lawyer will tell you.

Yes, and the people who are not their voters will be endlessly chastised on how they “just need to listen”.

Sigh. That would make too much sense.

Probably the same way most Americans know if a someone is American or not.

A good portion of people simply vote to shit on others. It’s like deferred violence.

Small Business Bureau or something, yeah?

I love this! Oh what pleasure to discuss middle school as adults.

Jesse’s mother is white. The erasure of bi and multiracial identities is exhausting.