1) Papa John’s doesn’t advertise the sauce as “garlic butter” sauce.

Yes, the Chinese will love this movie.

Disney, you’re releasing too many movies. Too many for anyone to care. What are you even doing?

I am sure that fans of green screens, incredibly fake-looking things will express their love for this movie.

To be fair, Witten had never held any NFL trophies before.

This would be a problem if anyone were actually watching.

That reminds me of the time I got kicked in the head by a brewer ...

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

That’s the problem with streaming fart porn. If you don’t know you’ve got the best quality video, you end up cranking the volume on your mac all the way up, and there’s no way you’re hearing everything the way in which is was intended. People ask why you should bother buying the disks. That’s why.

Not even as one of his Power Rangers?

Their non-Netflix library is evaporating. Their in-house content is hit or miss at best, direct-to-video trash at worst. The value prop for this service was already in bad shape, this just makes the equation worse. I have been a Netflix customer for a very long time but I don't think that is going to last much longer. 

This was amazing, thank you Chris! You knew this era was really in full swing when the shareware games themselves started getting clones - there were probably dozens of Commander Keen knockoffs on the BBS systems I dialed in to.

My one month later Smash experience: collecting dust.

I’m more a Sega House of the Dead/Virtua Cop guy, myself.

Seriously, not a single person in 9 months wondered why her stomach was growing or why she had stopped menstruating? I hope she wasn’t being administered anything that would harm the baby’s development.

This is disgusting. Also, it happens a lot more than it should in long term care. My wife worked with a woman who literally caught a man in the act of raping an 80 year old woman with dementia. She was almost fired after reporting as being complicit as the manager was close with the rapist and wanted to cover his own…

While I am proud of her for defending herself, I cannot believe the other crew members and managers just stood there and watched her get attacked 🤨!!!! I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager, and was a manager too, and there is no way my 18 year old ass would have stood for that shit, and calmly spoken to a customer tha…

It could have been the whole end credits, just slowly scrolling across the screen.