48) Frozen fudge chunks

They change the physics engine every year enough to the point where it's a different feeling game. Play a game like '08 and compare it to 25 and you'll see how different the game is.

WITH THE LASSO.

Well one day I was walking home from class and some women spotted me walking. They made some remarks about how good-looking I am. So I walked on over to their bench and I lifted it up with them still on it. It must have been less than 300 pounds total, but I was able to manage it and do a few curls.

Ooooh man I still remember that. It was just after ROLLTIDE had beat the Longhorns in the championship. Suddenly every contrarian in Texas was sporting a 'Bama shirt and screaming roll tide. NCAA '05 was the last time I played an NCAA game, but I know from playing with fellow classmates that people love the fake field…

This was amazing. Excellent work, my man.

I haven't seen a Career Ender since 2011, but I'm gonna, uh, search for it now.

Mmmmm that's a bit false. You'll see a fake tweet from Skip Bayless about it.

Don't forget that "Chipped Hipbone" is also a career ending injury.

RIP Dudemanbestbro1's 'Bama team.

When I worked at GameStop, a lady came in and bought the GTA games on the PSP. I told her all the usual about it and that it's really not appropriate for the eight year old. Response: "He just wants to kill cops." Alright then.

Don't worry. Rodgers won the MVP in Madden 25 three years in a row, but lost in the first round to me.

I mean what else do you want people to show it does? If you're interested in buying a new console and possibly a Roku system or Apple TV, wouldn't your showing of those apps kind of sway you to end up spending less money? People already know it plays games, they're gonna show it doing what a Roku does, but they're…

Forgot the best one.

I've never seen the G600 until now and holy hell how does that work? I think the G500 or the G5 might be the best mice that Logitech ever made. Why mess with something that's already good?

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I can't wait to see that Rodgers 12/28 0 TD 4 INTs against the Bears.

Yes because everyone watching the game tonight can be lumped into the aforementioned people you listed.

I think, by now, most of the country is aware of what an "x box" that tons of kids like does. The whole point of this commercial is showing people what other things it can do.

Thank you for that timeless clip from the original. Scene will never get old.

How the play past the line got worse is beyond me. I don't understand how that happens. Good on you, Owen, for telling it like it is.