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I think you need to learn the definition of "mentally retarded" before you go spouting it. Also to assume that all players have that happen to them is an incredibly ignorant statement to make. There are many players who played in a much more brutal age of football who have lived for quite some time and are still

Good thing there are a ton of smart people who actually play in the NFL.

You think Dukakis is going to chime in here and praise you for having a pun handle? It's been routinely documented that Dukakis loves this guy and even styles some of his own posts after JFM.

Oh yeah. Watching games that routinely end in ties without shootouts is SUPER fun. Then watching a league where menchildren run around and have fucking giant parades with a bad lightshow for themselves down in Miami is also great. I love watching people talk trash and then lose in stunning fashion.

The roid rage that virtual Bill Romanowski would go through after seeing the President would require too many polygons to animate.

Oh shit. People from Second Life and Juggalos on the same list? Burn that fucker before it releases the demons into the world!!!

Bullshit. You replied to it seriously so that on the off-chance that it was serious, you could berate people in here for thinking it was a joke, when in reality it was serious. Your double agent post doesn't work.

I wonder if Alan Wake II: Electric Boogaloo will end with the same Fringe-esque cliffhanger that its predecessor did.

Dead Space 2 and Bastion left out of Game of the Year nominations. Sad day.

If you think he's serious, the hell is wrong with you?

Well screw you!

You fucking bought pizza and didn't invite me? I hate you, man.

I....I'M TRYING...

You said "FUNNER." Whyyyyyy? Making this longer so it's not a dick short comment that you can't reply to.

YER FUCKIN' STUPID, BRO. GRAND THEFT AUTO HAS TOUCHING STORIES WITH TOUCHING CHARACTERS THAT A STUPID PUNMASTER LIKE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND!

Apparently with baby Albert Pujols in hand.

I thought my Tebow > Rick Reilly comment was incredibly necessary.

Beat me to it.

Berkman should be walked. He's doing more shredding now than when Enron asked the Astros to help.