no, you sound fascist. and fat. maybe suburban as well. I bet you aren’t too brave when off the computer as well. In fact, I guarantee it.

Also, he and Josh Gordon should make a film of their antics, using selfie sticks for most of the footage! They could call the film “Straight Outta Cleveland”.

At this point, I’m wondering if Johnny Football needs to be drunk and/or on some drugs in order to play efficiently as a QB. It’s rare but I’ve seen some folks who can’t operate normally without sufficient intoxication. Usually they’re doing hard work like construction or something, though.

I’m sure Jerry Jones will…

“When you say, so what they have four Super Bowls, people don’t know how to respond.”

O RLY? We got six rings. And none of them were tainted unlike the Cheatriots.

People don’t know how to respond...lol...you haven’t run into the right person, obviously.

It’s hard to have ‘reverence’ for cheerleading squads made up from Wisconsin women, to be fair. Unless you’re into BBWs (which there is nothing wrong with that, mind you).

Well....don’t know what to say about this. I guess in the future use a lot of anti-oxidents like fish oil Hmmm, maybe if they gave him a straight IV of omega-3s he would have some chance at returning to
‘normal’.

Hogan’s Finger Poke of Doom was better; it had a 100% success rate of winning you a heavyweight championship belt.

There’s rumors on Reddit claiming that he OD’d over at some tattoo artist’s house. The artist in question (who appears to be a ‘cleat chaser’ aka baseball groupie) went on a posting binge on Twitter repeatedly saying that he never did any drugs or even smoked cigarettes, then deleted all of his social media accounts…

Jerry Jones should hurry up and hire the Cowboys fan as his next backup QB. Let him hang out with Greg Hardy so he can show him the ropes.

PS I lol’d at yet another Eagles fan losing a fight on camera. Their team has no super bowl rings, unlike the team on the other side of PA that has the most super bowl rings ever.

This Wolfe guy looks like one of those ‘good ol’ boy’ assholes, alright. He’s probably going to try to stay in office as long as possible, and I bet he’ll try every trick he knows to personally “break” any black student who he feels is ‘too uppity’ towards him. He’s probably getting egged on by his drinking buddies at…

He better slow his rool or move to another state. I’m pretty sure that if this happens again they will give him the ‘sundown town’ treatment before somehow loosely connecting it to Mariposa County so Sheriff Joe Arapio can give him the ‘pink panty’ treatment, while Joe will brag about it at least three times a week to…

He’ll definitely barf during his first official meal from an Arizona jail. (You only get that after you’ve been in there for two to four days and assigned to a cell pod.)

When you get into a certain proximity by a star, space-time rules get ‘distorted’? Huh. Does that mean the trick they sometimes used in Star Trek (TOS version only) where they time traveled by going into warp while in a certain orbit around the sun actually could work?

I always wondered why they never tried that trick…

what does rex ryan think about it? and does he like footlongs

Someday this will happen, bro.

Is he snitching? He’s going to get beaten up for that by some pissed off football player. Who do you think would be the one to do it?

(no, not advocating any actual physical violence here...but you and I know how certain football players are like)

I don’t get it. Why doesn’t New England just cheat to get out of this, like they’ve done for everything else over the past 15 years?

Ohio State ain’t that far from Cleveland. Maybe him and Johnny Foosball can trade notes.

That situation sounds shady as hell. At the very least this guy’s family deserves some serious compensation via a lawsuit.