Don’t forget to post your vagenda of manocide for the weekend! I’m getting my pitchfork nice and sharpened!

You’re so right! Thank you for noticing! Feminazi and proud, over here!

Or, maybe, they know that Prince and Timberlake didn’t exactly get along, and he was pretty explicit during his life that he didn’t want to be used in that way after death.

White guys gonna white guy

Fancy dogs don’t catch.

At least he didn’t say, “This game is almost as good as that Dodge commercial that used Martin Luther King Jr’s Voice to sell pickup trucks!”

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Still not as bad as Dodge using MLK to try to sell trucks.

I guess you could say Kendrick is....

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

“So don’t front, MC Ren ‘cuz I remember when you drove a B-210"

Wow, or a person from Jalopnik might be interested in the article, read it, and move on to the comments, only to find themselves being slagged off by someone claiming we are all a bunch of idiots that don’t know about the metric system, or the weight of water, and coming off as kind of a douche doing so.

The second one is so beautiful. The first, not so much.

starred just because i love those kitty gifs!

Whaaaaaaat? Such a lovely comment to read — you filled my heart.

Thank you. My screen name is actually from when I first decided to stop using and go into rehab, I had been homeless, but not living on the streets, and I didn’t have any glasses and really wanted a pair, so my dad surprised me by taking me to the store and we got a pair. I used to have some expensive designer glasses…

Today is the first day that I haven’t been upset about Trump in two years and that’s only because I learned today that I’m getting a divorce. So. That’s apparently what it takes.