Well, shit. That was awesome!

That’s where they get their votes!

Didn’t you see his bit from the Oscars around 5 or 6 years ago? He looked at the audience and said “ Damn, looks like the million white man march”. Zero applause. He looked around again and said “Damn”. Truth to power.

Counterpoint: There is no counterpoint. All trucks should have backward facing seats. I believe infants under a certain age are required to face backward and this would have the benefit of making cleaning up vomit and that loud screeching they do much more tolerable.

They see me rolling, they hating.

I prefer the less avant guarde, more practical look. I also wear jeans and not so many smocks.

Yah. I’m a super left pacifist, and I have three guns. I bought a 100 year old pistol at a yard sale for 35 dollars and I have two rifles given to me. Murica!

Vegas, baby.

Actually, yes. It’s cheese, but quite good cheese. Nice sets, costumes, scenery, and CGI.

And now I have the feels. Sniff. My eyes are watering because allergies. Apparently I am allergic to cute cat stories.

Guns? Gunshows? A car? Idk and I don’t care. I drove through S. Dakota once and if I stopped, I don’t remember doing so.

Soooooo, I also love the water and hate being single. We would make an amazing couple. Maybe long distance though. I can only handle Vegas in small amounts. Same with children. And selfies. Hmmmm. Might have to rethink our relationship. Hmmm. I think we should maybe see other people, but I still love you. We will…

I’m pretty sure that was the best football commentary that I have witnessed all year. Can we have them call all the playoff games?

When asked just about any question, my natural history professor would just reply “In 50,000 years from now, I don’t think it will matter”. He also called vodka and carrot juice a “bugs bunny”. He was the best.

Please someone ratrod this. No skin, just ugly rusted steel and engine.

So, I’m a dude. I build houses and have muscles. I’m a pacifist and abhor real life violence. Love violent movies, though. Except I always cringe and shield my eyes if there is a knife cutting into flesh scene. Always. Maybe if I sat next to this bro he would write a different article?

That picture tho.

I used to have that cup. I miss that cup.

Culture>Science>Religion. I guess. I would have science first, but I think the majority of the indigenous culture should rule on this. Also, fuck religion.

She also appears to be an elf. That might explain all the magic in this photograph.