Ugh, I had a shitty experience with an Xfinity rep at Best Buy. They hilariously have set up camp by the aisle with streaming devices — I guess it's the best place to try one last time to convince someone not to cut the cord. A dude was actually blocking my way to get to a Roku 3.

"Starting to question my core values and ethics...more specifically my honesty. Is omitting information, sugar coating truth, and fibbing not also dis-honesty? I have lived the past 34 years thinking that honesty is always the best policy, but as a result I have lost friends, caused family rifts, and hurt others. Have…

Gah, this dumb-butt is giving me flashbacks to the folks who argue that gay marriage somehow hurts their own goddamn marriages.

Oh, it's lovely that you two found each other.

yesyesyes

I feel like the guy who wrote this list would think that having a Mad Men character Kinja name would be super lame.

I'm actually an asshole atheist but am baffled why he thinks religious folks need to be "educated." What exactly am I supposed to "educate" them on that they couldn't fucking google? Faith is irrational, so let's leave it alone. At least tolerance doesn't lead to war or shouting matches at Thanksgiving!

I know this is pretty cynical, but ya know what else women generally don't do in sweats or jeans? Go to work or go out. Suits and club dresses are the outfits of female agency. Suuuure, you like me when I'm just wearing your t-shirt—- I'm not going anywhere or taking your job!

Like they should get a fucking cookie for telling us what to wear because they think they're doing us a favor.

At least three are now yours...oh deep, wise one.

Ya just gotta work hard to hit that sweet spot of cute enough you won't disgust anyone and not quite so cute that you'll tempt the boss to stray from his wife. So simple. My partner's firm doesn't invite spouses to the Christmas party because they claim there have been fights between SO's and assistants. Welcome to…

But you can be an entry-level lawyer at 24 — it just means you finished school a bit earlier. "Director of" implies career progression.

First thing I thought. Definitely a little jealousy at play there though, since I'm currently hunting for a better job. I don't think it means she should have known something was up, but I think it's a sign that something was a little off in retrospect.

How are people not picking up on this?? There is nothing I hate more than being patronized. I'd rather be told someone wants it than be told why someone wants it even though I'm almost 30 so therefore he's a special feminist snowflake or whatever. Christ.

He could STFU about beauty not having an expiration date.

Aw, thanks. I do know a bit about employment discrimination. What's GT?

Yeah, unless she could prescribe medication, without knowing much about AAPLOG, it seems that her membership in AAPLOG alone wouldn't mean she couldn't do the essential parts of her job without reasonable accommodation. Although she seemed to think it might be a problem, or why would she have mentioned it?

ooops reading comprehension fail

That's how I hope to be with my (thus far imaginary) kids. I really think unconditional love and support is the most important thing a family can give their children, and I had that. It's not until I've become a real real adult at almost 30 that I realize some people didn't have that and never will.

Ditto. But it's awesome since my last (and only) wedding was a Formal Wedding.