But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

I can believe it! Because she DOES NOT GIVE UP. She does the homework. She keeps working and does not back down. She’s a mashup of Hermoine Granger and the Terminator. She is made of far sterner stuff than you or I, who would’ve been bitchslapping Trump instead of the opening handshake at the first debate.

The amount of shit Hillary (and others as you say) has had to endure over her 40 years serving the public has been astronomical and disgusting. I know she won’t be crying when she accepts the nomination tomorrow night (wimmenz be weeping, etc.), but a LOT of us will on her behalf.

Oh fuck off, Sarandon. A) It’s actually shitty and sexist if you to imply that women voting differently than you are doing so because their little lady brains can’t handle voting for a reason other than “that one has boobs too.”

Sarandon’s self-perception of her own ethical purity trumps, in a very real and pun intended way, the physical and emotional safety of millions of other people.

OH FUCK YOU ANTHONY WEINER. If he was just screwing himself over time and time again, I might, possibly still feel bad for him. But now that he might be fucking the entire world, he FINALLY decides to go to rehab. Fuck off you narcissistic shitbag.

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

What really gets me about the Obama enthusiasts-turned-Clinton haters (many of them Bernie supporters) is that Clinton basically promises to be a continuation of Obama’s administration in terms of Supreme Court picks, healthcare, women’s rights, etc. For this reason, I really don’t understand why people who were so…

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Agreed. Dan Savage actually has a pretty good take on third party candidates. They need to actually do stuff, and they need to start small. If you want the presidency one day, start with your local dog-catcher and utilities and school boards and work your way up, but you CAN NOT just start with running for…

Shot. The man said shot. He wants her to die. And I will bet you $20 that if you ask him exactly why she deserves to be shot he won’t even know. That’s the infuriating part. They have no idea what crime to even accuse her of.

We all need to appreciate “Zero Fucks” Obama calling Trump a whiny little crybaby to the international press. I AM LIVING FOR THIS.

You know, I’m gonna say something I think we all need to remember. It’s good to have an adversary, and better to have a worthy one.

Girl, it’s not a Grammy, you can’t just dedicate it to your momma.

No fucking shit.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.