Roomate was a mess. As in I had to walk over mounds of clothes and other objects to get to my bed. He routinely lit his PC monitor on fire, “to jumpstart his brain”, with the fumes. Also routinely disassembled and reassembled a paintball grenade in the room. I called him out for that and he said potentially destroying…

Everyone says stay home when you’re sick.... Till you try to call in when you’re sick.

10/10 comment. Funny, informative, perfect amount of shade, simply brilliant.

Your assumption is that all Trump supporters are like you. But if every Trump supporter was in the same demographic as you, Trump’s supporters would only make up 10% of the vote, tops. Some Trump supporters are women, some have daughters and wives, some are probably just like you and don’t concern themselves with…

“We will take our country back from those who seek to weaken it. Those who...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.”

I can’t fathom how anyone can possibly be undecided in this election.

I don’t know how to embed things but this one cracked me up.

I genuinely don’t understand why Jim and Meghan are married. He openly acts like he can’t stand being around her.

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

I can’t believe THAT guy got FOUR women to fall in love with, and want to spend their lives with him. He looks like he's literally pained when he thinks.

Kody is THE WORST! I really hate him.

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

There’s a lot of commenters on here that are praying for your demise. Just want to say there’s plenty of people that do not wish that in any way and that indeed support your decisions as a union. Ethics are incredibly important and the fact that mistakes have happened in the past does not mean you have to be doomed…

Legitimate grievance post from journalists who do not wish to see their stories silenced because they make some people unhappy.

The problem with this, aside from the fact that it’s insane, is that almost anyone would be preferable to Trump? What’s that you say? Clinton is actually just a walking, talking tower of gerbils? Well, they’re less racist and less likely to start a nuclear war than the other guy, so whatever.

Must be nice to say “no” and have the person actually stop

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

It is just like when my daughter, who was 4 at the time, told me “I don’t like time out. It’s not fun!” and then I told her it was not supposed to be fun, that is why it was called time out. And then she got it.