“Lazarus said he has conveyed his shave requests to NHL officials; the NHL Players Association; and even players in individual discussions.”

“And it would be great if the puck could glow, or something, so that everyone could see where it is! And maybe we could have a giant NBC hockey robot that could teach kids about hockey terms!

What? Yes, I did work for Fox before NBC, how did you know?”

Was going to post a similar comment. I thought a couple were pretty ingenius but that may just be because I’m a layman.

Both of you need to watch S1 of Fargo. He was absolutely adorable in it.

I went to the 2006 Masters. We had folding chairs, which we placed as near the 18th green as we could get. We then proceeded to wander the course for hours, returning back to our chairs as the last few pairs were finishing their rounds. The chairs were where we left them, unmolested by either Pinkertons or patrons.…

Maybe more of them should have put their phones down and enjoyed it then.

Let's get this out of the grays.

Speaking of this again: http://www.boston.com/sports/footbal…

Splendid cover indeed- HOOOOOOWWWEVER...

Seriously? There are that many phones in the air filming every two-bit busker working the streets of the world’s great cities.

At North Korean Augusta, a ‘Hole In One’ means you win the right to choose which parent gets shot.

You just sound like a cranky child. Pretty much all golf courses were like that back in the day. Golf was a white men’s game, you can’t retroactively apply today’s logic to actions made decades ago.

Drives me insane the number of people watching events through the screen of their phones anymore. There are professionals there to capture the images so you can relive it later, but you have to live it at all to find the enjoyment those frames offer. Put your damn phones away and watch what you came to see.

This sounds like the tattoo version of the Lindy West plane story from long ago.

I hate to be Team Tattoo Artist, but just like you can decide where you want your tattoos, he can also decide what work he’ll stand behind and what he WON’T. Clearly you have artistic differences, as evident by your contempt of his other work. So why would you use him in the first place?

Exactly. No necks and hands is a super common rule among artists, and many of them do it for personal reasons (ie. regret, whatever) and for protecting the shop (it opens up a certain amount of liability if someone claims down the line they can’t get a job because of a tattoo you did).

I am terribly sorry about your illiteracy. There is help out there.

Absolutely. Check out the ‘73 Kentucky Derby with Secretariat moving to the lead, passing horses on the inside from the middle of the race track. It’s awesome.

I hope Jessica Fletcher can tie all these random-ass clues together, in Act Three.

Turns out she was just out looking for some Malono Blahniks.