This? This here? This is what parenting feels like in its finest moments. Time slows, you hear some sort of indie guitar act in the back of your mind, and you become perfectly in tune with the joy and wonder your child is experiencing and it's better than if you were experiencing it first hand, because you are sharing…

I know she isn't on the front fold, but the composition of the whole cover, with her in the middle in that long, gold column just brings the eye straight to Lupita. It is like it she is a queen and the rest are her court.

I predict Seattle's 12th man gets the MVP.... which will be Peyton Manning's 2nd Superbowl MVP.

I didn't realize speed was something I cared about while sitting at a bar for 4 hours eating a watching a game.

Should have just dumped him.

Wouldn't it be a better use of resources (governmental, not private) to address the persistent inequity in today's society, rather than right past wrongs? I say this as someone whose slave lineage is very well documented in Virginia and Georgia. My father has pictures of his great grandparents (I believe), born…

Linking to the photos he's trying to prevent from being taken and distributed... interesting.

Shouldn't Stewart be sporting the "C" on his jersey?

Hey, shouting YOU SHALL NOT PASS would only improve Denver's secondary.

do you really want to pay a little more for a burger so that an adult doesn't have to work two jobs to support their family?

If Buffalo Chicken Dip doesn't win the whole damn thing, I'm going to find people to donate their votes over the next couple years to make a mockery of this voting process.

FRIENDOMETRIUM

I mean, it's only 3 times what you guys paid for barely photoshopped images of Lena Dunham.

True or False: The bathroom is cleaned by magical fairies.

OMG, LET ME TEACH THESE CLASSES.

So Kinja has decided I can only reply to myself. Hopefully people will see this.