Go 49ers! As always, I look forward to more interpretive dance from the sidelines.

The sad thing is that I've told this to plenty of women in my office who confess that they prefer to "hover" and yet I still have to navigate a sprayed-upon seat every time I use the company washrooms.

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LOL oh I know. Dude, I for one live in a garret shooting up heroin and wallowing in filth with my rat friends. I even have to steal wifi from the junkies downstairs to perform my armchair psychology. Oh and I'm completely mad obvs. Just a typical GTer.....

Hamilton Nolan objects to your simplistic view of HBCs.

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

"KIDS DO THAT"

code for

"I'M A SHIT PARENT AND I'M RAISING A TURD"

Anyone who's ever baked anything knows you can't just throw everything in a bowl together and mix. It's not that hard to make good cookies on your own. This is a stupid "invention."

If my kid's dad makes a billion dollars an hour why the hell shouldn't my kid get a portion of that money?

THANK GOD this is finally airing in the US. I watched it online a few months ago and haven't had anyone to process my feeeeelings about this episode with.

She went to prison for defending herself against men who were physically assaulting her.

I gotta see American Hustle and Dallas Buyers Club because I don't see how it's possible for these to win awards that 12 Years a Slave rightfully should have won (both quality and buzz-wise).

"Whatever." - Mark Kelso.

They could certainly offer her a decent finder's fee.

Or frayed threads on cheap shoes...

Isn't it technically against the rules to walk on a flag?