If you don’t get it, you don’t get it I guess.

Donald Trump would not put up with these bold provocations!

Holy snot, that green is outstanding!

VW Golf. Do I have to say anything more? Not enough fire in the world to kill that thing.

Dual discs up front! I’m in Harley.

Sorry but the SS just doesn’t cut the mustard. ZL1 for the win baby!

I didn’t know Mitsubishi sold enough cars to even fill a ship. You learn something new around here everyday.

In my day, we used to drink Scope mouthwash mixed with Orange Crush. Good times.

I didn’t even know the Russians still had fighter jets. I thought Turkey shot them all down.

Burbank police would make a fortune ticketing these cars, tint, hell no.

Purists exist for a reason but they can be just way overboard.

SearchTempest has made it way too EZ for me to spend money on out of state cars.

I got dumped by some idiot woman in a Civic once at low speed. I’m all the gear, and I had no marks on me, nothing. Helmet a bit scraped up. After I got done pounding on the window of her car, screaming at her to come outside, I realized, holy hell, I’m not hurt at all.

Owners of the AMG version have been complaining online of transmission issues. Not sure what’s up with that but if you’re interested in this rig, be sure and check out some forums for that.

As a proud owner of a Honda Fit, I am deeply ashamed and apologize for their behavior. You’ll have to forgive them, they’re Japanese and they think the war is still on.

Why is it that a Toyota Corolla figures into this?

I’ve actually looked at Panteras and you can way better examples of these cars. Find one owned by a guy from a Pantera club who has worked out all the bugs and you will have a pretty trouble free car. Heck, you won’t need to shoot the steering wheel like Elvis did when his wouldn’t start.

Here’s an idea, stop remaking the Honda Fit over, and over, and over again.

So what weird, unforeseen trouble lies in wait within this engine that will cost a freaking ton to repair?

Hickory, dickory, dock.