Well, Jack Burton certainly wouldn’t take any shit from said alien, either...

Exactly! MacCready may have added water!

So, you’re trying to suggest, that for even one second you thought that Snake Plisken is taken over by some alien??!! That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read and I’ve read most of the internets.

You don’t understand how comedy shows work, do you? You AREN’T supposed to yell shit out uninvited. The audience did not pay to hear joe-blow sexist bro in the third row yell shit that is less funny then what’s on stage. He deserved what he got.

*goes to watch “Jews in Space” clip from History of the World, Part 1*

Episode 11: Barbed Wire

Please 2016 don’t take her, you’ve had your fill.

I’d change that to “Fox allowed a successful and enjoyable Deadpool movie to be made” but yeah, I agree.

Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

well its Ohio’s fault actually

Bringing relatives into relativity just confuses things.

I know what you mean... I was super impressed with the amateur mens basketball team we sent to the olympics! :-P

Warner Brothers and DC Comics has announced their next film: Batman vs. Aliens:

And now the gif, since Kinja apparently hates me.

don’t worry... she turned this into a positive the moment she “hacked” herself for more publicity

OoOOooooh SNAP!

i kind of miss Charlie Jane’s writings on a regular basis.

Io9's atmosphere collapsed when it was rolled into Gizmodo...

Jesus Frank, way to bring everyone down.