Canada should send Beltre a life time supply of maple syrup. Saving their best player from any trouble? Above and beyond.

I disagree, these teams shouldn’t be suspeneded, they should be made to battle royale on the diamond.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

Prince Fielder’s chuckling as he tells the pitcher he’s ejected warms my heart

The spinning helmet and flying glasses were absolutely perfect. Outstanding.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

...was “incredibly lifelike,” it was “not viable.”

mmm i would say austin is pretty much a cookie-cutter case of being progressive in name only; we tout our “diversity” and “keep austin weird” but that just means we like co-opting cultures while simultaneously driving out all POC and the poors from the city. gentrification ho!

well yea that’s the point — if one of these two very different industries must require fingerprinting and licensing, then i wouldn’t pick strippers first

Julia not wearing shoes is her throwing shade at the Cannes organizers who last year strictly enforced a ludicrous, and sexist, rule that denied entry to women who were not wearing high heels.

Maybe it’s because she isn’t wearing shoes for some reason:

Yeah, Why the fuck are we bothering to protect some the most vulnerable minorities of our society?! The smallest sectors of the population are the ones who desperately need protections the most, Einstein.

Some people might find it weird that all this hullabaloo is happening for a transgender population that amounts to an estimated 0.3% of the total population.

It became the center of attention because conservatives decided to make it the center of attention. No one was policing bathrooms before conservative states tried to make trans/gender non-conforming people an issue. But now that they couldn’t hate on LGB people they decided to go after the T. Obama and the White House…

I hope the producers did a thorough background check on that guy...

I want to experience someone from the inside out.

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”