Trust me, I’m so tempted and you would absolutely die if you saw them. And while our online worlds likely do not intersect (she believes Obama is out to take her guns), I... cannot.

It’s a way to get more “likes” on your Instagram account.

Ugh, gift-grabs make me ill.

Uh, I think we need those screen grabbed here, for science.

Thanks for the info...I fixed it. Next to get a “my tomato plant is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker.

OK BUT HOW DO WE PRONOUNCE ACAI

ONLY GENITALS MATTER

FILTHY

Actually, tomato plant flowers have both male and female organs. They are self pollinating!

I wanted to have a gender reveal party but the only thing I’m expecting are these tomatoes and I don’t really think they have a sex so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She sounds fun and not narcissistic at all.

I don’t know if my last response posted, but yes, we did, thank you. And also it was largely just as selfish as having a biological child. We wanted to be parents so we figured out the best way for us to get to do that. The judge at the hearing went on and on about how we were “saving” this baby, with the birth mother…

Or what about, like ... a cake shaped like a tiny, developing brain. “My baby is going to have its own little brain and personality and identity! Isn’t that more interesting and important than what shape its bits are?”

I am stealing this idea if I ever have a baby. I’m going to invite everyone over and then they’ll wheel out a cake shaped like a penis or a vagina.

Because the need to express your gun fetish supersedes the need to reveal the gender of your child.

that one’s me... cuteness overload :) i’m having a dog

People would ask us if the baby we were adopting was going to be a girl or a boy and I would always just say “Yes, probably”. Honestly, we didn’t know and we couldn’t figure out why it even mattered. Apparently, it is very important to be able to buy stuff? That the baby will never notice or care about anyway.

Riding a pair of crazes, my partner and I threw a Hamilton-themed gender reveal party. We hired two local urchin children to participate in the reveal and dressed them in blue- and pink-tinted period garb. After an acai bowl brunch, our guests gathered in the courtyard. Both children – the boy child playing Alexander…

Fetuses do not have genders! I guess ‘developing genitals reveal’ doesn't have the same ring to it.

I’m very hhappy that The PCP laced weed I sold you guys worked