STOP WITH THAT TINY PENGUIN HE IS WALKING OVER MY HEART.

“ I made my wedding dress out of the burlap sack they delivered the potatoes I used to personally make vegan hash browns which I served at my $5 back yard wedding after asking guests to please contribute hugs to the needy in lieu of gifts.”

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.

The “I had the cheapest wedding” face offs were something I could have lived without. The mother in law dramas spoke to my soul.

I miss the comments on I Thee Dread, I liked reading all the wedding drama and the "who had the cheapest wedding" faceoffs. I also really miss the cake pictures.

LENTILS!!!!!! JUST SERVE LENTILS AT YOUR LENTIL WEDDING!

Oh god the baby penguin!!!!!!! Sorry, don't know what you wrote bout the babyyyyyyyyyyy!

There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

I know I say this on every wedding-related post but you guys I miss I Thee Dread :(

That’s literally almost as much as my house.. 😳 But it is beautiful and if you can afford it.

oh, so this is fine, but my american psycho themed wedding isn’t?

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

Thanks to my desk job, I am at perpetual risk of turning into limestone.

We all know igneous lifestyles are the best.

i fucking HATE it when my life is lifestyle is formed by deposition and subsequent cementation of that material at the Earth’s surface and within bodies of water

He also disapproves of the “sedimentary lifestyle.”

Thank you.

They are the Balloon Boy parents of indie music.