Literal conversation yesterday:
Me - *reads news ticker* Huh...George Pataki dropped out of the presidential race.”
Wife - “Who?”
Me - “A guy...I guess, who was running for president and is now not?”
Wife - “Well, good for him.”

I’ve described it as a cross between a John Waters and David Lynch abortion protest. It was surreal.

I’ve always felt kind of badly for Rob Kardashian. I don’t watch the show so I might be totally wrong, but any time I’ve seen photos or stories about him it seems like he is not on board with his family’s whole “living our lives under a microscope” thing. It would suck to be famous like that if you did not want to be.

Well, *that* escalated quickly.

The Christmas cracker: Filed to: I WILL FOLLOW HIM ON TWO WHEELS

Maybe that one stormtrooper that dies was his friend, and he doesn’t really care for any of the others? And I thought that his hesitation and reluctance in his first battle ever (on Jakku) was him not being 100% on board with the First Order’s ideals, so when he finds an ideal worth fighting for, he doesn’t mind the…

I can’t wait for this to come out on Blu-Ray so I can rewind when needed and slow-mo my way through it looking for every detail like a true power nerd.

Apparently my attempt to save Ken Yadiggit has resulted in nothing but massacre. I’d say I’m sorry, but...

Consider yourself spared.

This seemed like a good enough excuse to post this. (Must get own dog to put in footie pajamas.)

Ask and you shall receive:

Thank you, Kara, for being the voice of reason amongst the senseless nonsense of the internet. Whoever thought this was a question that even needed to be asked should be ashamed of themselves. (Seriously, the dog on the left looks like a boat instead of a dog.)

I can’t Kirby Delauter that I Kirby Delautered Kirby Delauter!

KIRBY DELAUTER!!!

When Chewie finally just got pissed and ripped C3p0 to shreds over a game of chess.

He’s talking about when BB-8 kicked R2-D2s ass.

I went with my brother. We got there early, had some bad ass seats. I saw a dude with his date come in late. They were about to split up. My bro and I got up and gave them our seats.....because why not?