To use a sports analogy, American politics is usually played between the 35 yard lines. He was on the opposite 35 yard line from me, but he wasn’t what I consider to be a bad guy. His dad, the same. W tried to do something about education in the country, which is a good thing.

I recently moved out of a paper mill town in central Wisconsin, essentially 100 percent white. The paper mill was dying like everywhere else due to mechanization and imports, and employed on about 20% of what it did at the peak. The town (unlike the once very similar town 30 miles away which is currently thriving on a…

Mark Warner, please run

Canada isn’t far enough away.

I fucking hate people.

I fucking hate people. I really can’t believe this shit.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kang.

I have a Favre one. I couldn’t wear it for a few years after he left Green Bay, but now it’s cool again since he almost killed Bart Starr last Thanksgiving and had his number retired. Weird.

This is still the most astute observation of the modern American political system ever.

BoPellini was the best screamer of them all.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. Call it “brunch” and hit the Bloody Marys with a beer chaser. See- now you’re a socially acceptable drunk.

I grew up a Browns fan, and have had ample opportunity to move on. My dad was a Lombardi fan, so the Packers were always the second team in the house. I then married a Wisconsin girl, so I have more than good enough reasons to be a Packers fan (which I am), but I still get depressed by every dumbass story to come out…

5. Trade injury-prone QB to Browns to become the 500th different starting QB since their resurrection. QB doesn’t make it through first game. National media tries to find new way to cover this same story. Decides to just recycle old article substituting “Romo” for “RG3".

This has to be a record. Wow.

The Cubs and Indians will play in the World Series and somehow manage to tie.

Has anyone ever tried a pitching staff composed of entirely relief-type pitchers? Having a lights out starter is great, but there really aren’t that many out there, and they get really expensive. You’d have a lot more flexibility to manage game situations at a lower cost, or am I missing something?

Don’t be tempted to do it on the cheap and use masking tape. I did this out if desperation the first time, and spent 10 minutes getting the tape goo off the screen.

I’ve attached a strip of 1/4" plywood with Velcro to cover the ticker on the bottom of the screen when it’s going to be an issue. Low tech, but effective.

Wait, Hue Jackson, one of those hot commodity guys from last season, just got hired and has the Browns looking somewhat more competent at playing football! They couldn’t possibly fire him alr... (Remembers criminal still owns team) Nevermind. I see your point.

Ohio State: 1 year bowl ban for free tattoos, Penn state: 4 year bowl ban for harboring a child rapist. So I guess child molesting is only 4x as bad as a free tattoo? Fuck the NCAA and their spinelessness in this case.