charbry5
charbry5
charbry5

Dude, I get wasted and call friends sobbing because... Friday. And wine. I guess I have very regular new lows.

THE 3 WOMBSKETEERS

Before people jump on me for using my (white) self as an example, I understand that it's not the same issue for me or those like me - I have the privilege of tanning and self-tanning, and the world doesn't discriminate against me or withhold opportunities based on my skin color, but the world also doesn't judge me for Read more

If someone wants to use skin whitening cream or any cosmetic, that's their prerogative. It's a nuanced and complicated cultural issue, for sure (just watched the documentary Dark Girls the other day and it was incredibly moving/sad), but here's the thing- lots of women alter themselves to achieve whatever the beauty Read more

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Yeah, it's country/culture-based advertising. Like the difference between the American Lancôme Bright Expert and the Everywhere Else Lancôme Blanc Expert which are essentially the same thing I believe.

For some reason I thought those creams were to lighten dark spots due to acne scarring or sun spots. Kind of to even skin tone out to it's original color.

I really think the women who neither hate nor love their bodies are the silent majority. Read more

Whenever I think/hear about this movie, I *always* hear these lines first: Read more

A friend of mine from high school played the drunk girl on the stairs that tried to kiss Heath Ledger! I believe her actual credit was "Drunk Girl."

Don't forget Save Ferris. Monique, ska goddess, I MISS YOU SO.

I love this movie. That's all I came here to say.

Is Kevin Spacey blaming Hollywood for K-Pax? Because I'd be pissed if Hollywood made me do something like that. Read more

He will no longer be right here waiting for her.

The other ending is that they've all been in purgatory the whole time. Also, Barney's been dead the whole show. Also, Darth Maul kills Robin, right at the end.

I hope I think of a better one, but here's the first one that comes to mind: The most horrible family I have ever encountered while working at Applebee's got sat in my section. I was already slammed, and they were a big corner booth. Bear in mind that only two of them were children. When I went to take their order, Read more

I used to be married to this real turd of a guy. I was the numbnuts who married the first guy I had a serious relationship with directly after college. Cut to four years later, I'm 9 months pregnant with my second kid and I find out he's boning some rando he met at the bar where he was working at as a bouncer (The Read more

Sometimes you don't have to exact revenge. The universe will do it for you. Read more

I used to work at Hobby Lobby in high school, and after I was let go basically for daring to be in after school sports and requesting time off so that I could be in a play, I proceeded to steal probably hundreds of dollars worth of art supplies and random petty shit throughout the years. I have no remorse. Where's Read more