I’ve never bought a rental, but every time I’ve bought a car I’ve gone into it with the mindset that I’m going to keep it until it’s no longer mechanically sound. So by the time I’m ready to get rid of a car, I’m not expecting much for sale/trade-in. But if you’re someone who likes to switch it up every few years,…

Turns out the cook is really the boyfriend’s father.

Nah, I’m 100% okay with wishing and praying and hoping for the deaths of politicians who through legislation and lack thereof have contributed to the needless deaths of thousands and the untold sufferings of others. I celebrated when Scalia die. I’ll celebrate when McConnell and Trump and all of them do too. If they…

“ But hospitality is, at its core, about making guests feel comfortable.” Also at the core of hospitality is ‘hospital’, and what do hospital staff wear on their face while making ‘guests’ feel comfortable? ‘nuff said. 

That’s the thing; they wail about “freedom,” but what they want is their servant class back. Waiters, hairdressers, nail techs, everything that they think they deserve just by gracing the world with their presence.

Oh, I’m very sure the only person she does care about is her kids’ teacher.

I’m still waiting for a reporter to ask someone how this fits in with their “pro-life” stance

Can you imagine of this woman lived in Britain in 1940?

Actually, at Nintendo, copyright protection and data security *are* handled by one man, and he's my uncle.

Strawberry and apricot.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.  

I said I needed BEER, not WATER!

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.

Saw it, can confirm. Especially that part where Aerith looks directly into the camera and tells you how to revive her in the original game - I kinda wish I had seen that in the context of the actual story.

This is impressively bad trolling.  It is so bad, in fact, that I wonder if this isn’t some kind of meta commentary on actual trolls.

Fuck off

Sir, can you kindly shut the whole, entire fuck up with this trolling? Thanks. Stop pretending to be with us; you’re not.

Cheating and/or exploiting is not speed running. Change my mind.