I wrote this a couple of days ago. Same concept.

The Magic Johnson AIDs press conference. I was only 6 but remember it pretty vividly. The first one I remember and probably was old enough to understand was the OJ chase though.

Carlos Baerga

What I like most about this liveblog is the inside jokes.

Protect Action Bronson at all costs.

Zoo is remarkable. It really stinks that R. Kelly is, well, R. Kelly. I teach middle school Social Studies and I let the 8th graders listen to the radio as a treat if they are good. It is getting harder and harder to listen to ANY song on the radio even when edited because the vulgarity is so apparent. Normally I'm a…

I didn't have much more to add other than that. It's just a delightful song. Unrelated, is R. Kelly's "Sex in the Kitchen" the greatest love song ever or the greatest love song ever? I'll hang up and listen.

Is this a safe space to talk about how incredibly catchy and hilarious Usher's newest single "I Don't Mind" is about dating a stripper? Because that's what I wanna talk about.

As a single man with no children, this further served as an anxiety inducing reason to never procreate. I'll be Uncle Zuckercorn forever.

Anyone from New Jersey knows the state food is Taylor Ham. No. Not pork roll. Taylor fucking ham.

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Long time iPhone user who is still using the 4 and has an upgrade. Is it really worth the extra 100 bucks for the 5S?

I'm perfectly fine with that stance. I was referring more to people who think this says something about the organization or him beause they unknowingly drafted a murderer. At the end of the day Hernandez was their employee. They fired him and feel bad something like this happened. I don't need anything else.

Why does he need to address it? It has nothing to do with his job as a football coach with the current team. Anything more than "It's an unfortunate situation and we hope it is resolved justly for all involved parties." would be a gift to the press. He's not the exacerbated neighbor of a serial killer you expect to…

Two idiots diverged in a wood and I - I got to watch, and that has made all the difference.

The fact that Tanguay firmly believes this happened "on Belichick's watch" and he needs to address it is so amazingly beautifully stupid it's almost poetic.

Svedka is not a cheap vodka by most standards. I'm talking 16 bucks and under a handle. And has to come in plastic. Svedka is a god damn Cadillac.

I'll check. But if it comes in a glass bottle, it's not for me. I really enjoy the moment of squeezing as much cheap vodka into a solo cup as possible then topping it off with a room temperature Arnold Palmer I have floating around. It's the best (worst).

5 Cheap Vodkas, Ranked

Can we talk about the unholy union of Go-Gurt and BIG Peanut Butter?