“Get a job!” says the guy walking into a baseball game at 1 PM on a Tuesday afternoon.

So you’re not mad. You’re the secondary, rarely used definition of an essentially synonymous word. Gotcha’.

Romo needs more swag.

I hear they didn’t even have a basketball ring at the Holocaust Center.

If these creatures cared 1/10th as much about college as they do college athletics we would be living in the age of enlightenment.

I’d like to think the Blackhawks could have gotten the Presidents Trophy if they had won more games than Washington and lost less.

Can’t imagine why...

Sarah Palin with a bad take? You don’t say!

Oh, well someone might wanna tell the web developer at Baylor to insert that quote into the Student Safety page instead of:

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

How about Cleveland? They have a nice stadium and the citizens would finally have a chance to see a game with 2 professional football teams playing each other in it.

London!

Obama signing executive orders: a constitutional crisis from a man that thinks he’s a king.

Hot take incoming: If Steve Kerr was brought in to coach the timberwolves I bet he’d be fired already.

No it doesn’t.

As always, regardless of how the Stars perform on the ice, they’re tops in the NHL in jumbotronning and tweeting.

Radekal!