While not appropriate or even remotely close to the topic at hand: Such a great kinja name. +1

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Whitley David Merrifield

Yeah I was thinking that maybe the police didn’t know he had killed 3 people yet SO shooting an unarmed naked man may not have been protocol. I thought this UNTIL he tried to choke an bystander out. Fire away, at that point.

FWIW, that’s a perfect form tackle.

I don’t like that you pointed that out because then I snickered. I’ll see you in hell.

Also, never forget this franchise let Josh Brent stand on the sideline mere weeks AFTER KILLING A PRACTICE SQUAD MEMBER IN A SINGLE CAR DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT IN WHICH HE WAS THE DRIVER.

Just poor execution, my man.

all of that was music to my ears

explain this

Man, I wanted the Islanders to offer sheet his ass. They don’t have the room now, unless someone would take the carcass and contract of Andrew Ladd off their hands.

Will Balton

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND PILE DRIVE YOU AWAY

The anthem before EVERY sporting event is one of the dumbest things we do. First of all, the song fucking sucks. Second, I fucking know where I am. Third, what the fuck does my hat have to do with how hard I respect America?

Just have Josh Hamilton throw him a foul ball. 

It’s the first QT-brand violence. The Lee/Cliff fight and the hippie beat down is more standard movie violence.

You never watched Baseball Tonight.

I don’t.

Also, don’t forget Zucc has a NMC! The Expansion Draft can’t even save them.