With the Browns, using the word “sports’ is tenuous, at best.

for a non–Pizza Rat game

NEVER. DRAFTED,

dude, I’m not being literal. I said it’s like.

It’s like tipping a pitch where you know the sign before it happens and relay it to the batter.

Why is she wearing a jacket to SOUTH TEXAS IN JUNE???

When one insufferable douche takes down another insufferable douche, does anyone really win?

Kinja name made me come

That doesn’t fucking rhyme.

My dad Dean Jones hopped the centerfield fence and ran to home plate to make sure I was OK.

Hey, we’re not running for president.

gotta grow hair, too

Et tu, Pepe?

Who could have ever seen this coming?

ME BIG BOY

The famous gambler and WWE Hall of Famer?

Talk me through why you feel a sports blog shouldn’t report on sports

Man, those mental gymnastics were like Nastia Liukin in the Olympics.

Well, don’t sign a contract requiring you to own for 24 months. I’m fairly certain Ford’s legal team ran that clause up the ladder a couple of times.

100% whitest name in baseball