I could be talking out of my ass because it has been awhile since I watched a JFK assassination analysis. To explain the jerking of the head back, I seem to remember the back brace JFK always wore kept him in a more upright position. That coupled with the extremely violent nature of the back of his skull exploding,…

Baseball players are the biggest pussies

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I keep the broken graphite shaft of a golf driver in my trunk instead of a baseball bat or crowbar (ya know, protection in case some psycho comes after me in a road rage incident). I figure it isn’t heavy like a bat or crowbar, but is light and long enough to make a quick strike if they come at me.

Don’t know if this has ever been discussed. I use that lip under the baggage compartment (under the 46 & 47) as a finger hold when I get up out of the seat. Plenty of assholes prefer the ‘yanking down on the headrest of the seat in front of them’ method.

As an Eagles fan, it upsets me that I laughed so hard at every comment

Take that North Jersey!!!

Good to know, thanks! I usually hold off on major updates until the x.1 update. I made the exception this time for my iPad to check out the features.

Chinese immigrant in the front, Party in the back.

Apple expanded the size of the folders!!! (On the iPad, I haven’t updated my 5s) 16 apps in a single pane instead of 9. This may have been my single biggest annoyance on iOS.

Let me respond to every smart ass and vitriolic comment that will certainly follow...
Android or Apple.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PHONE.

Can this article be updated with the iPhone financing that Apple released today?

While I do agree with the overall idea of killing the 16GB model (and making 32GB the base model). Fellow millennials are using so many apps for work, productivity, streaming video, games, etc. However, the majority of people I know older than the age of say 55, simply want a bare-bones phone to use the camera/video…

Can someone please explain the new pricing structures with carriers and its comparison with the Apple version they introduced today? I normally upgrade my phone after 2 years with the “S” models. Although I may end up changing that so I upgrade with the next iPhone 8, 9, etc. I have AT&T (grandfathered in with…

After reading this article, I walked into a toys r us and a walmart after work around 5PM. I was able to snag the last Black Series Chewbacca and Finn MIB and the Legendary Yoda. Granted, I went to stores in the middle of nowhere NJ so that definitely helped. Sorry to hear about the problems you experienced. That sucks

OkCupid question I came across:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Every single Philadelphian

This video really puts me in the mood for a wudder ice

DING! DING! DING! Mays Landing and Ventnor, NJ (At least a variation of the Philly accent).