Isn’t there some Nazi lolicon manga you should be jerking off to right now?

3/10. Go back to bed and cuddle pillow waifu, maybe try again tommrow.

You really are a fucking moron.

As we all know, there was no slavery north of the Mason-Dixon, at any point in this country’s history. Helluva strawman, though.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

Football has a FIFA problem. Everything else is just a symptom. 

You would think that, if we truly were making a concerted effort to ensure everyone knows how we feel about the World Cup, you would know that we love the World Cup, and are mostly just disappointed about the completely avoidable roadblocks FIFA has accidentally set up, which have worked overtime to make the World Cup…

There was also Nagy’s march-to-the-gallows kicker tryouts in which he tried to recreate the exact scenario of last years playoff game for the trier-outers.

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

Who on earth though The Day After Tomorrow was good?

What the fuck was the point of this?

Huh?

Congratulations, Frog.  You’ve been boiled.

I think they prefer to be called “heterosexuals”. 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Because The View is the board upon which the final game of humanity will be played.  

That he would be materially better doesn’t matter because there is no way he could win the general election. That he probably has a pretty decent chance of winning enough primaries to get the nomination regardless of that is where the doom comes in.

We’re getting to the point where the nicknames for Trump are so cringey they’re more embarrassing for the person saying them then they are for the intended target.

He hasn’t said. But any time he’s on television, the politics bone in my bad ankle aches.