This is bad trolling. Shit is transparent as hell. You’re no Tomato.

Judging by the greys, these centrists dorks are pretty psyched to whip out the calipers and practice some amateur phrenology with you.

But you see, that’s exactly how technology is supposed to work. We create and invest in technology to reduce the amount of labor actually required to create a product. And that’s exactly what’s wrong with our current economic system.

Christ, seek help.

If everybody who did have an opinion column for the New York Times would stop writing opinion columns for the New York Times we’d have a much better New York Times.

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

MINE ENDS IN TEARS AS WELL

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

You’d better get on it then.

We get it dude, you're a libertarian 

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Google isn’t turning anything up (apparently Mr. Thompson dropped off the face of the earth after he was summarily rejected by the Senate), but for all I know he’s in jail by now! Lol!

You did not add an obvious hint that this is sarcasm, so this comment is now bound to be taken seriously by multiple readers, according to Poe’s Law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law.

...an incident involving Kavanaugh and a woman while they were in high school.

Oh my God, the progressives have invaded California!  Everybody run for cover!

Don’t go monkeying up Eric’s use of words. You’re the racists looking for nothingburgers like the deep state globalists you are. Also, I came up with these words at random, therefore, you can’t criticize me. Cosmopolitans.

I don’t like X.

As someone who is a.) a massive college football fan, b.) has cursory knowledge of what the RPO is, and c.) has read Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto... I still have no clue what he’s talking about.

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?