Bull Fucking Sheeeit.

Bless Her Heart......translation......That Fucking Bitch.

I dip Cinnabon Stick's in melted Butter & Nutella

Were you Eight before You were Nine....

I would Fuck Him so Hard..... He would cry for His Mama.

I haft to laugh... to see the calf...go down the path... to take a bath.

I am You.....

Were all Big Girls...with or without fucking panties.....just Shave your Face, been doing it since I was 14, make's you Face feel like a Newborn Baby's ass....

Welcome to the Wonderful Single World of......If I want a Husband I'll borrow Me one.

Please...... answer that knock at Your front door at 2am Saturday morning...... there will be a very loud knock.......This is the Police, I have Child Protective Services on the way.......open the front door and come out with your hands up..... Verbal Abuse is just a fancy word for Bullying..... I know, I've…

What....and Who and When and How did this come about......

Something with a good Beat your Meat Vibe.

I beg to differ... You never know what's hanging under a Dress.

Don't leave out Harper Beckham....The only Baby Doll Toddler that Anna "Ice Queen" Wintour won't ban from the FROW that She's in attendance.

I just like My Tuna on the end a Alpha Tackle Odyssey Am 301 Deep Sea Big Game Fishing Rod.....comes in a Big Ass Boat instead a Can.

Just a Man on Toast.....hold the Tuna.

I'm trusting you on this one...just the sound of Vibrio Vulnificus makes Me want to be late for a Oyster Cookout.....

I feel your pain...For My 3rd Wedding (let's not judge ...you don't know Me) I had to have pockets made into My Bridal Dress....so I could carry My Glock 42 just in case My First Husband got out of Jail early.

Yes.. Yes... then somewhere down that dirt road...the Sanitary Belt was born (my Mother tried to tell Me this story, I sill have bloody nightmares) it was for your Kotex Sanitary Napkin (still today I refuse to wipe My face on a paper Napkin) What joy, those Girls had having to ware a thick piece of soft…

Who... I mean... Who....in this Fucking Red Tide Running down your Legs World would buy just One Cellucotton Kotex at a time....